Friday, August 7, 2009

Pathology Humor

:::A piece of tumor falls off the grossing table and onto the floor:::

Resident 1: Dude, you dropped your tumor.
Resident 2: Oh, crap, I did.

:::leaning over:::

PA: Quick, 5 second rule!
Resident 2: It's not too late.

:::grabs tumor with forceps:::

PA: Anyone have a Triscuit?
Resident 1: Soft tissue appetizer, anyone?
PA: Yippee, mystery meat!


Yeah, we're a bunch of sick f-cks. But it does make the time go by quicker.

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