:::A piece of tumor falls off the grossing table and onto the floor:::
Resident 1: Dude, you dropped your tumor.
Resident 2: Oh, crap, I did.
:::leaning over:::
PA: Quick, 5 second rule!
Resident 2: It's not too late.
:::grabs tumor with forceps:::
PA: Anyone have a Triscuit?
Resident 1: Soft tissue appetizer, anyone?
PA: Yippee, mystery meat!
:::laughter:::
Yeah, we're a bunch of sick f-cks. But it does make the time go by quicker.
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